gameofchrons:

getting notes on a selfie

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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?



needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

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bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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rufflesnotdiets:

dearie-17:

I just think Nani is the greatest sister ever

This is some of the most realistic sibling dialogue in popular media

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shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

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matttheotaku:

ohmygoodgoodness:

pansexualityisperfect:

All people should have their cake and the ability to eat it too. 

And yes, I edited the title to include all sexualities. :)

A civil muffin

cancel the cake

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thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

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saehaven:

THIS IS EVERYTHING IVE EVER DREAMED OF

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